oriousblack (December 1st, 2008 @ 4:18 am)

"Dieting is like life: as long as it doesn't make me bleed or cry, I'll do it!"

psr1717 (November 28th, 2008 @ 8:47 pm)

god, freaking hilarious, I thought I would die.

dylwil917 (November 27th, 2008 @ 9:57 pm)

oh my god. i nearly peed when i saw this. "what the hell is this sh-words. if you get skinny enough, you'll look like a lollipop, and that's the goal, isn't it?"

TodEngel45 (November 26th, 2008 @ 6:22 pm)

Remeber when you eat your just a vacuum with nipples!

junkpuppet (November 26th, 2008 @ 1:20 am)

LOL! I don't think I've ever laughed as hard!

endofwords59 (November 25th, 2008 @ 3:46 pm)

LMFAO Kudos

MovieFreak838 (November 23rd, 2008 @ 5:00 am)

Get the hell outta here. I'm a pirate.

insomniakillx (November 21st, 2008 @ 10:22 pm)

Epic.

heehawmeee (November 18th, 2008 @ 5:28 pm)

definitely porn, haha

Ja2y22 (November 18th, 2008 @ 3:25 pm)

In honor of "Skinny Bitch Short"'s Birthday...my favorite vacuum w/ nipples. MUAH!

TheRealMariaG (November 16th, 2008 @ 5:40 am)

"That was acting. Thank you."

LilyLemony (November 15th, 2008 @ 3:41 am)

I was at a "Repo! The Genetic Opera" screening last week and someone behind me was reciting this word for word before the movie started, so I knew I had to find this see it. Thank you for making me laugh until I cry. :)