moronman8888 (November 28th, 2008 @ 5:55 pm)

im posting this to videos so that ppl can be aware... user "xlmh9" hacked onto my account and deleted some of my videos... if anyone knows how to report this, please do so.

0DW (November 28th, 2008 @ 1:13 am)

Um.. The earth doesn't revolved around the sun chuck norris is awesome?

DarkstarDeck (November 26th, 2008 @ 11:13 pm)

Most guys hav to use their penis to have a girl use her virginity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick it out of them.

moronman8888 (November 26th, 2008 @ 3:09 am)

Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee. the last thing you ever see is Chuck Norris. when there is fire, you stop drop and roll. when there is Chuck Norris, you stop drop and die. chuck norris invented the apple. when chuck norris falls in water, he doesnt get wet; water gets chuck norris.

DarkstarDeck (November 25th, 2008 @ 10:22 pm)

All girls are born without their virginity. Why? Ask Chuck Norris.

DarkstarDeck (November 25th, 2008 @ 10:18 pm)

In the begining, there waws chuck norris

DarkstarDeck (November 25th, 2008 @ 10:16 pm)

when chuck norris does a pushup, he dosent go up, the earth goes down.

TheTitto (November 25th, 2008 @ 8:12 pm)

Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

audioslavelover (November 24th, 2008 @ 11:30 pm)

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

xRach95x (November 24th, 2008 @ 4:53 pm)

Chuck Norris took a hundred sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Maxskits10 (November 22nd, 2008 @ 8:38 pm)

Chuck Norris is like the creator of the universe.

colo321 (November 20th, 2008 @ 11:45 pm)

chuck norris can do anything. i got to call him to clean my house lol